Crackers in Bed

Reflections of a Middle-aged Hooker

Reality Check

My Friends:
These words do not come easily. It has become apparent to me that I must make drastic sacrifices in my life if I am to survive financially. Despite my best efforts, pattern sales have not been good,  payment for classes and goods have not been forthcoming in a timely manner, and, still, the bills [...]

I’m back!

First of all, I want to take this time to thank all of you who sent well wishes, good thoughts and positive energy my way in regards to my recent medical issues. I am happy to report that everything is where it should be and is in working order (as much as a 58-year-old body [...]

Top 40 Things You Would Never Hear a Redneck Say

Top 40 Things You Would Never Hear a Redneck Say. Not Ever. No matter how
much they’ve had to drink. No matter how far from the South they’ve wandered. Not never. Not nohow.
40. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky [...]



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